Choice Now Has PA Skill Machines!

Come check out our sweet awesome tasty new PA Skill Machines! They’re just like slot machines, only they’re also still just like slot machines.

SLR Titan Maduros Are Back

 THE SAINT LOUIS REY (SLR) TITAN MADURO DROUGHT IS OVER.

We just (finally) received two gorgeous 25-count boxes of the elusive SLR Titan Maduros – get ’em while they’re hot.

Weekly Order Deadline

The weekly order will be arriving a day late due to the holidays – any requests for Thursday (1/4) must be placed by the end of today (Tuesday, 1/2).

Cheers!

Weekly Order Final Call

We’re putting in the order tomorrow morning for products arriving Wednesday, December 20th. Last chance for anyone with a custom request!

Stop by in person or give us a call to make sure what you need is here Wednesday morning!

New Product Alert: Saronno Briarwood Pipes, German Basket Pipes

Two new lines of tobacco pipes have finally completed their centuries-long Silk Road journey to Choice State College. The first set of twelve, excellent in quality and mind-numbingly-priced, are the Saronno Briarwood Pipes, $14.99 each.

Second and only slightly more expensive are these twelve beautiful Classic German Basket pipes – just $17.99 a pop.

Cyclops Vapor Order Has Arrived

Good news for all of you vape-heads waiting on Colossus – we got it.

Now in stock, 1oz/2oz/4oz, in all nicotine levels (0, 3, 6, 12, 18).

Also in the order – Phoenix and Poseidon. Come on down to Choice before we get a one-eyed sea battle of immortal birds.

BIRDS?! Well, then we need some birb [sic] memes.

NEW PRODUCT ALERT: SUPER VALUE PIPE TOBACCO

Back by popular demand – Choice is now fully stocked with five delicious flavors of Super Value pipe tobacco.

Also check out some of our other pipe tobacco options and accessories! And of course our world famous bathroom is ready and waiting for your next confessional…

HIRING PART TIME CASHIER

Choice is now seeking one part-time cashier for 10-20 hours a week. This is the perfect gig for a student looking to get paid to study. The majority of your shift will be “free” time, with some simple duties required – namely taking out the trash at the end of the night and serving the occasional customer.

If you think you can be professional when necessary while enjoying most of your hours to yourself, stop by in person to pick up an application or contact us online.

New Cigars In Stock

Choice‘s private cigar collector has returned from his clandestine travels to various tiger jungles and Amazonian riparian zones with some sicars of the utmost quality. Now softening up in our perpetually 70-degree humidors are the following:

MONTECRISTO WHITE SERIES TORO

$9.99 per stick

The White Series Toro prefers to go out in its stylish Ecuadorian Connecticut Shade-Grown wrapper, but underneath lies a stolid Nicaraguan binder – which in turn lovingly embraces a dual Dominican-Nicaraguan filler. Medium-bodied with notes of vanilla and a creamy, nutty finish.

LA GLORIA CUBANA SERIE R NO. 4 (MADURO)

$6.99 per stick

La Gloria Cubana’s Serie R – arguably their best – features a Connecticut Broadleaf maduro wrapper snuggling an aged blend of M​exican, Dominican, Brazilian, and Nicaraguan filler leaves. The result is a richer, spicier, fuller bodied version of the regular La Gloria Cubana cigar line. Using thicker ring gauges, the Serie R helped pave the way for today’s thicker, bolder cigars. Experience the beginning of a legend.

The Serie R has been honored with a 92-rating: “Rich in color with an oily wrapper and superbly crafted cap, this short robusto draws and burns evenly. Sweet woods and floral notes are balanced by spices, earth and hints of dried orange peel.”

ARTURO FUENTE CHATEAU FUENTE NATURAL (ROTHSCHILD)

$5.99 per stick

Connecticut Shade wrapper? Check. Creamy, smooth mouthfeel? Check. Hand-rolled in a size named after international banking cartel that may have ruined the world? Check. The Arturo Fuente Chateau Fuente Natural has been a best seller for what seems like forever. Mild to medium flavor with an even draw, mellow, bizarre mix of pure Dominican tobaccos and French loan words.

OLIVIA SERIE O – NICARAGUAN HABANO PURO (ROBUSTO)

$6.49 per stick

This classic Oliva from the highly acclaimed ‘O’ cigar series offers a robust flavor that is chewy and rich, yet smooth from start to finish. It’s Nicaraguan puro that boasts a dark Habano-seed wrapper.

Oliva Serie ‘O’ has been named one of Cigar Aficionado’s Top 50 Cigars. Along with a ’94’ rating, the magazine noted, “The smoke is delicious, with a salty, earthy flavor punctuated by tasty dried cherries and hints of cocoa and cedar.”

ALEC BRADLEY MAXX FREAK

$6.79 per stick

The wildly popular Alec Bradley MAXX Freak is a beast of a smoke with a rich full-bodied five-nation blend of aged tobaccos. Although powerful, this incredibly complex 60-ring beauty delivers mouthwatering notes of earth, licorice, sweet spice, and espresso.

ROCKY PATEL VINTAGE SERIES 1990 ROBUSTO (MADURO)

$7.99 per stick

The Vintage 1990, the oldest of Patel’s Vintage offerings, features a blend of Nicaraguan and Dominican long-leaf ligero filler well-aged to bring out the invigorating complexity. What’s more, this hand-rolled beauty is dressed in a broadleaf maduro wrapper from Honduras, aged to perfection for 12 years, making Rocky Patel’s commitment to excellence quite clear.

Rocky Patel Vintage 1990 delivers a pleasant, voluminous smoke and a brilliantly smooth flavor with captivating notes of caramel and nut – a mild-to-medium-bodied cigar, perfect for quiet evenings and rich conversations.

Hand Rolled Cuban Cigar

I can do this better, if “better” means “not at all.”