Ice

If you’re passing through State College on a weekend, odds are good you’re in need of a dose of extra-premium, antarctic-sourced, pengiun-free solid-state water (AKA ice) for you tailgating slash party raging needs. Look no further than Choice – we have a super cool price on presidential eight pound bags of sub-zero-degree-Celsius DHMO, and we serve it out of this Ridley Scott spaceship we procured during a supply run to the Neptunian free market.

We’ll spare you the Neptunian economic pontifications – all you need to know is that this ice is straight bonne bouche.